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The letter Q disturbs me so.
I know not why.
I have never harmed it,
insulted or maimed it.
And yet it causes me grief.
It torments me, mocks me, and ridicules me.
There must be something about this evil little letter
that is hidden in my past.
I must remove it, lest I die.
But no, I shall not let it get me.
I shall remove it.
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