Top Ten Signs Your Landlord Was a 70's Porn Star

Wild and Crazy Guy

10. Even the fridge has a mirrored ceiling.

9. He lets you pay rent in blank VHS tapes.

8. Your lease is printed on leopard skin paper.

7. Doorbell chimes "bawm-chicka-womp-womp"

6. Fuse blows whenever you use the revolving bed and vibrating bidet at the same time.

5. That disco ball in the bathroom.

4. All the apartments in the building are #69.

3. You mistakenly receive an invitation to the "John Holmes Memorial Society" annual clambake.

2. Your lease contains a "premature eviction" clause.

1. He always collects the rent naked.