Top Eleven Engineer Pick Up Lines


Ten Hut!

10. "Engineers do it with precision."

9. "I am the solution to your equation of love."

8. "If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?"

7. "I've got 1.5GB of RAM. (Special thanks to Sharmi Patel for this one.)"

6. "Wanna watch The Matrix?

5. "Electrical engineers do it with less resistance."

4. "I know pi to 25 places!"

3. "Love may be chemical, but sex is mechanical."

2. "Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?"

1. "That is a slide rule in my pocket."

0. "I run my own website!"